suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

(Source: oreooficial)



beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about




z-co:

Hello baes! Here’s another treat for my amazing followers. This one is smaller than my last one but it still has some goodies you’ll like I’m sure. If you have any questions, don’t hesitate in contacting me. Have a great day yo! 

Anyways, here you have the rules:

-You can reblog as many times as you want.

-Likes count.

-Anyone can enter the giveaway (don’t follow and unfollow after the giveaway please [das rude])

-There will be 3 winners for this giveaway. Selected with random.org

-Winners will be announced privately because I know how some of you can get and I don’t wanna be responsible of anyone getting harassed

-Shipping internationally.

-Strictly NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS please. I mean this.

-You gotta be at least 16+ or have your parents permission to share your personal info

-Please, follow my “/giveaway” tag for any updates/info about the giveaway or if you have any questions.

-The giveaway ends on September 1st. That’ll give you time to reblog and have your chances increase.^=^

Under the cut you’ll find the details of the items that are given away. It’s quite long so that’s why I put under it.

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pursingmyhappiness:

I see no lies here 😂

(Source: dealinghope)





h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke




(Source: disneyandpixars)



nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”




yup, that’s me!

(Source: drake-ramoray)



spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming





chickenyaoi:

America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? POC getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you






yooneroos:

omona doojoon.


420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

(Source: pokemonthemovie2000)